As the Cardinal Flies

My contribution to Yuletide this past year is based on the animated Jackie Chan Adventures series dating from the turn of the century (yeesh! How time flies...), as follows:

Ladies Who Lunch
Fandom: Jackie Chan Adventures
Rating: G
Category: gen
Warnings: none
Words: ~1800
Characters: Jade Chan, Mama Tohru, original female character
Additional Tags: Bechdel Test pass, Misses Clause challenge, yakuza, aikido

Seattle's Pike Place Market is notable for a great many things, not least of them a certain giant bronze piggy bank named Rachel. So why is there a yakuza following the small girl who's admiring Rachel...and what are two of the most dangerous women on the West Coast going to do about it?