There will be a Part I and a Part II. Herewith the first section:

The List

#1 Mary Russell (“Holmes/Russell” novels, Laurie R. King)
#2 Vala Mal Doran (Stargate SG-1)
#3 Richard Castle (Castle)
#4 Will Riker (Star Trek: TNG)
#5 Cat Grant (Supergirl)
#6 Natasha “Black Widow” Romanov (MCU)
#7 Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
#8 Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who)
#9 Sherlock Holmes (ACD canon*)
#10 Victoria Cogsworth aka “Victory Anna” (Velveteen vs. series, Seanan McGuire)
#11 Dairine Callahan (“Young Wizards” series, Diane Duane)
#12 Severus Snape (“Harry Potter” series, J. K. Rowling)
#13 David Xanatos (Gargoyles)
#14 Brigadier Alasdair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart (Doctor Who)
#15 Peggy Carter (MCU)

First set of answers: )

From [personal profile] malkingrey (via a prior unfinished round):

Richard Castle and Cat Grant go into business together. What do they sell/what service do they provide, and which # is their first customer?
Cat hires Rick to ghostwrite a series of Supergirl adventure novels (her third choice, after J. K. Rowling and Lois McMaster Bujold turned her down; she figures that the Nikki Heat series was a good warmup for the job). Rick makes a noble try at it, but after one too many arguments with Cat-the-editor he hands the job off to his daughter Alexis...who is both mightily amused and wildly successful, not least because Alexis manages to coax a blurb for the first one out of the Black Widow.

Vala Mal Doran, Dairine Callahan, and David Xanatos are all on the same train from New York to Chicago. Which one is actually a fugitive on the run (and why); which one is secretly tailing them; and which one is the unsuspecting third party who accidentally gets involved? And what happens when the train reaches Union Station?

In this trio, anyone could be the fugitive...but on this occasion, it happens to be Xanatos, who is trying to deal himself into the interstellar black market in high-tech weapons, Dairine having recently foiled a previous attempt in that direction. At present, he’s hoping he can finagle in Chicago what he’s been prevented from doing in Manhattan; Dairine, who saw this coming, has followed him onto the train (in magical disguise) so as to head him off at the pass have a word with the cats managing the worldgates in Chicago. Meanwhile, Vala had been on an actual vacation in New York, and is heading back west by train because it’s way more comfortable than flying (and easier to bring back souvenirs). But she overhears just enough of a conversation Dairine is having with Spot-the-magic-laptop to figure out that aliens and worldgates are involved, (not unreasonably) assumes that Dairine has stumbled onto the Stargate program, and promptly calls ahead to alert Jack O’Neill and the team to have people waiting at Union Station. Fortunately, since Sam Carter is also a wizard, this does not in fact lead to a Keystone Kops comedy chase scene, and Xanatos – for once – finds himself pretty much outmaneuvered.

From [livejournal.com profile] tanyareed:

How do Cat Grant and Victoria “Victory Anna” Cogsworth get along?


At a great distance from one another. The first time Torrey saw Cat on television, she drew a very large ray gun from a very small pocket and melted the TV. All parties have since agreed that it would be a Very Bad Idea for the two women to come closer than, say, 300 miles from one another.

Would Mary Russell and Dairine Callahan have an affair, fall in love, tolerate each other, or hate each other?

“Tolerate” is probably safest. For a variety of reasons, a romance between the two is unlikely in the extreme, and both are too dedicated to their respective pursuit of justice to be likely to hate one another. That said, prolonged contact between them would probably try both their patiences severely.

How would Natasha Romanov and Rupert Giles handle the zombie apocalypse?


With both Giles and the Black Widow on board, the situation would stop being apocalyptic in fairly short order.

If Vala were in Sherlock Holmes’ world, how would he or she fit?


The rivalry would be epic, and immensely entertaining – Vala as master thief, Holmes as master sleuth. (Somebody please write this series....)

If Richard Castle and Rupert Giles were to play a game together, what would they play?


Castle would almost certainly try to talk Giles into laser tag. Giles would propose chess. Castle counters with “live chess” using actual people for playing pieces. Giles offers Scrabble played in Latin. They end up in an all-night poker session in which both of them get their clocks cleaned by everyone else in the game.

Out of Victory Anna and Severus Snape, who would save whom?


Heh. Victory Anna would save Snape, mostly because Torrey would be wildly unlikely to get herself into a situation precarious enough to require Snape-level intervention. Snape, being Snape, would be tremendously annoyed at having been rescued when he obviously could have saved himself (and also because he’d find Victory Anna’s brand of surreal steampunk science totally baffling).

What would Vala make Will Riker for supper?

Vala and Will wouldn’t get to supper. That date would progress right past supper to nightcap-and-subsequent-breakfast-in-bed without dinner bothering to intervene.

Snape and Cat Grant are in a fight. Who wins?


On one hand, this is an Irresistible Force/Immovable Object conflict. On the other, Snape has a magic wand and knows how to use it. Round to Snape.

If Vala were setting Castle up on a blind date, which of the others would she set him up with?

Interesting question, mostly because Vala herself is probably the most likely match. If she’s indulging her mischievous side, probably Natasha Romanov. If she’s thinking in practical terms, very likely Sarah Jane Smith. (Not even Vala would match Castle with Cat Grant in a romantic context; with that pair on a date, there’d very possibly be murder by morning.)

What would be the perfect date for Mary Russell and Peggy Carter?

Afternoon high tea in any of London, San Francisco, or Victoria BC, preferably with a sedate and genteel side of intrigue. They could talk shop and trade stories for hours on end (and plot ways to have Peggy replace the Russell-verse version of Mycroft).
And for Fic Corner, I have a really remarkable crossover piece featuring my favorite Tom Swift universe very neatly integrated with the Marvel Cinematic Universe (including a lot of highly entertaining cameos) and featuring an answer to the question Madeleine L'Engle fans have been asking about Charles Wallace for simply ages.

Sandra Swift, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
by hhertzof

Fandoms: Tom Swift IV, MCU, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Agent Carter, Austin/Murry-O'Keefe families - Madeleine L'Engle
Characters/Pairings: (F/M) Sandra Swift, Charles Wallace Murry, Tom Swift, Rick Cantwell
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Words: ~ 1500

Summary:

Sandra's path after high school isn't one she expected.


First in a quick flurry of posts catching up on the current exchanges:

For Crossovering, I received a highly entertaining ST:TOS/Narnia yarn, complete with wardrobe and faun:

...To Coldly Go...
by foxtwin
Fandom: Star Trek: TOS / Chronicles of Narnia
Characters: Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Uhura, Tumnus, Digory Kirke
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Words: ~ 2600

....this is pretty clearly exactly what would have happened if Our Heroes had beamed down to planet!Narnia. The early-gen tricorder would indeed have gone slowly out of its tiny duotronic mind, Spock would have been mistaken for an Elf...and then, of course, there's the backwards journey into the wardrobe....
My "Into A Bar" story is live -- in this case, together with bonus podfic, courtesy of the estimable and gracious [personal profile] malnpudl 

Title: Chance Meetings  •  (podfic version by [personal profile] malnpudl)
Fandoms:
MCU, Castle
Word count: ~2300
Rating/Contents: G / no warnings needed
Summary: One of the five men in Manhattan most likely to be working for HYDRA has just left a brewpub in Morningside Heights.  Now that he's gone, it's time for the story to start....



Written for me in the just-opened collection for Crossovering 2014:

Maps of a Myth by ?
Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Star Trek: Deep Space 9
~2300 words
Rating: teen
Warnings: graphic violence (i.e. high-end Buffyverse slayage)

no, it was a myth, she was a myth...it couldn't be
or
The one where Kira meets Buffy in a forest on Bajor.

I am well pleased. It's an ambitious and interesting fusion, and a thoughtful extrapolation of the Slayer legend into Bajoran context, with an intriguing pre-series Kira Nerys and a scarily competent Bajoran!Buffy, plus bonus points for impressive fight choreography.

I hope to have more recs posted shortly, but dinner and arm-wrestling with my Fic Corner assignment are also beckoning....

This was written for the Not Prime Time gift exchange, which lives here on Dreamwidth and here on AO3.

Five College Careers Alexis Castle Might Consider (and the Consequences Thereof)
Fandom(s): Castle, NCIS, NCIS:LA, BtVS
Characters: Alexis Castle, Richard Castle, Kate Beckett, Tim McGee, OC
Relationship(s): Alexis/OC
Words: 2653
Rating: PG-13 (drug & sexual references; nothing graphic)
Spoilers: None.  AU for Castle (several times over), secondary character death in one segment.

Is it that the college you choose defines you for the rest of your life -- or that the life you choose will define the college you attend?
This was written for the RareWomen fic exchange, which lives here on LiveJournal and here on AO3.

When the Bat in the Moonlight Flies
Fandom(s): Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Gargoyles
Characters: Jenny Calendar, Owen Burnett
Words: 1731
Rating: G
Spoilers: None.  Takes place pre-series for Buffy, and very early in Season 1 of Gargoyles.

The Kalderash clan had long memories even by Rom standards. Women of the Kalderash had cursed vampires and outwitted wizards, and if they weren’t precisely friendly with the old races, they were well-versed in the legends surrounding them.
And here's my other new piece, written for the Rare Women Fanfic Exchange.

Title: When the Bat in the Moonlight Flies
Author: [info]graycardinal
Written For: SecondSilk
Rating: G
Wordcount: 1,731
Fandom: BtVS/Gargoyles
Characters: Jenny Calendar, Owen Burnett
Spoilers: None to speak of.  Occurs in late 1994, during the first part of the first season of Gargoyles and some time prior to the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The Kalderash clan had long memories even by Rom standards. Women of the Kalderash had cursed vampires and outwitted wizards, and if they weren’t precisely friendly with the old races, they were well-versed in the legends surrounding them.

[wakes up, smells coffee hot chocolate]

Yeesh, I really ought to actually post in here once in awhile, especially considering I've actually been writing lately.  Recently posted in connection with Remix Madness 2012:

Title: Who's That (the Quite As Good As the Original Remix)
Inspired By: Doctor Who Am I, by AstroGirl
Author: [info]graycardinal
Rating: G
Wordcount: 313
Fandom: Doctor Who (new)/Pretender
Spoilers: None in particular.

The beauty of it is that the Daleks won't be expecting him at all.

Title: Evil Plans (aka "Remix In Mirror Is Closer Than It May Appear")
Inspired By: Blocked, by Medie
Author: [info]graycardinal
Rating: G
Wordcount: 942
Fandom: NCIS
Spoilers: None in particular.

It would have been easier to take if only McGee had proven to be as inept at writing as he was at having a social life.

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