My recipient this round was [personal profile] mundungus42, for whom I also wrote "The Possibility of the Improbable" quite a few rounds back. Initially, I thought this gave me a chance to write a tale I'd had in the back of my head for years...but that idea declined to supply a plot to go with it, and so I reread the signup post, noticed an improbable-looking possibility (why yes, you should be picking up a theme here), asked myself a couple of key "what if" questions...

...and the rest pretty much rolled out like a magic carpet from there, including two complete musical numbers, a sheep (or SHEEP), and a theater that may just be bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.

The Affair of the Command Performance
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (ACD); Muppet Show
Rating: G
Category: gen
Warnings: none Words: ~6900
Relationship: Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Kermit the Frog, Statler (Muppets), Waldorf (Muppets), Sweetums (Muppets), Scooter (Muppets), Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker (Muppets), Rowlf the Dog, Baskerville (Muppets), Rizzo the Rat
Additional Tags: musical, songs, stealth crossover

Holmes and Watson are invited to an evening at the theater - only to find themselves guests at an unexpected celebration with an even more unexpected mystery behind it, and an even more unlikely performance as its featured climax.

Amazingly, I have now actually made a bit of progress on completing old projects - in this case, the first of a whole slew of "Into A Bar" prompts that I asked for and then didn't get done during their initial windows. This one dates from 2018, and turned out to be a sequel - if rather an odd one - to a prior story of mine. So now I have yet another series in my bibliography, and one that is both very strange and evidently a long way from being fully resolved. (It's possible, I think, to read this one without having to look at the first, but I won't mind at all if you start with the earlier entry...)

Anyway....

Title: New Plan
Author: [personal profile] graycardinal / [archiveofourown.org profile] graycardinal
Prompt: Kali Cutter goes into a bar visits a high-tech research laboratory and meets…Dr. Bunsen Honeydew!
Fandoms: Austin/Murry/O’Keefe stories (Madeleine L’Engle); Muppets
Words: ~2500
Rating: Suitable for all ages
Warnings: none

In plain language, he was a Muppet. Except, of course, where there are Muppets one usually expects Muppeteers, and the Dr. Honeydew who’d just hopped off a stool behind a cluttered laboratory table to greet us landed on two perfectly ordinary feet (if you can use “ordinary” to describe plush feet wearing black rubber-soled sneakers) with no sticks, strings, or other Muppet manipulators in sight.

“I should advise you,” the scientist said in a mild, apologetic voice, “that this is a secure area, and anyone attempting to enter secure areas here at Q-36 is subject to potential shrinking, rabbitizing, multiplication, spectrographic diffusion, gravitational flux…”

While prowling through my files this afternoon, I ran across a couple of small things from an old LiveJournal discussion of crackfic that I realized I'd never thought to upload on AO3. This has now been remedied....

Getting Things Started
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Muppets
Rating: G
Category: gen
Warnings: none
Words: 160
Characters: Buffy Summers, Dawn Summers, Kermit, Scooter
Additional Tags: crack, crossover, commentfic

"Tell me again" said the frog, "why we got such a good deal buying this theater."

Gargoyles, She Wrote
Fandoms: Gargoyles, Murder She Wrote
Rating: G
Category: gen
Warnings: none
Words: 300
Characters: Owen Burnett, Jessica Fletcher
Additional Tags: crack, crossover, commentfic, murder, triple drabble

It was almost refreshing when the hostess of the present banquet ran screaming into the dining room and straight into Owen's arms, gasping out an urgent cry for help between inarticulate wails.
--

 

An email note this morning brings word of yet another podcast featuring a Gray Cardinal fic-reading...and this time, it's of a work so venerable that it's not even up on AO3!

No, this time the proprietors of Stranger Than (Fan)Fiction - and a skilled quartet they are, as it turns out - poked at my old fanfiction.net account, ran across the first three acts of the yet-unfinished A Midsummer Day's Nightmare, and decided to perform Act I on an episode released in mid-November. (You can find the episode here; the part in which my story appears begins at about 36:30.)

Now as I note, A Midsummer Day's Nightmare isn't in my AO3 archive; I had wanted to finish the story before bringing it over (and still have plans in that direction all these years later, though probably not till after my Yuletide story is properly uploaded). So the link I've just given is for the partial work in my old fic-space.

The nickel summary is this: Many moons ago, back when AO3 was a mere gleam in the eye of those then running Yuletide, I'd had my eye on a couple of different prompts for a New Year's story - one being a Muppet prompt, and one involving a certain Shakespeare play. Being the crossover junkie I am, I couldn't resist merging the two canons and adding a bonus brain-switching plot....

I actually know how this turns out, too. I just have to find the spare moments to actually sit down at the keyboard and write it.

And now a quick run-through of recs from my early reading, in a variety of fandoms and culling from both the main collection and the Madness archive.

Fandoms are: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Austin & Murry-O'Keefe Family (L'Engle), Batman Beyond, Calvin & Hobbes, Justice League/JLU, Mageworlds (Doyle & Macdonald), The Muppet Show, The Scarlet Pimpernel (Orczy), The Sherwood Ring (Pope), Star Trek: Rihannsu (Duane), Young Wizards (Duane), Zorro (TV 1990).

Recs themselves are under the cut, for length: )
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